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wonkette.com > p > those-cakes-we-like-are-taking-a

Those Cakes We Like... Are Taking A Midnight Plane To Georgia

20+ hour, 17+ min ago   (357+ words) For my first excursion, we’re heading to the Caucasus in Eastern Europe, to the beautiful country of Georgia, formerly part of the USSR. Their national dish is Khachapuri, a leavened bread stuffed with cheese. For fellow members of the Dead…...

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wonkette.com > p > happy-drive-your-studebaker-day-which

Happy Drive Your Studebaker Day, Which Is Not Very Helpful Or Exciting For Most People

1+ day, 21+ hour ago   (287+ words) Do you own a Studebaker? If so, I guess you should go and drive it today, as it is National Drive Your Studebaker Day. How exciting for people who own Studebakers, even though I don’t know any of them. And…...

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wonkette.com > p > republicans-unveil-secret-midterm

Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus

3+ day, 22+ hour ago   (626+ words) They had no similar questions for Republicans about their actual associations and money-taking from actual Nazis and trillionaire antisemites, because Beltway journalists and New York Times reporters know the DC party invites dry up during fascist administrations if they stop…...

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wonkette.com > p > should-we-steal-from-low-wage-workers

Should We Steal From Low-Wage Workers To Pay Stay At Home Moms? The Answer Might Surprise You!

4+ day, 17+ hour ago   (610+ words) Via The New York Times: The $12 billion Child Care and Development Fund, which is run by the Health Department’s Administration for Children and Families, was created during the Clinton administration to support the employment of low to moderate-income parents. It…...

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These were the days my friend! Wonkette One A Day for 9/8/26!

5+ day, 14+ hour ago   (162+ words) Good afternoon fellow humans! One of your brethren got in my inbox to complain that in these here Ones-A-Day, I introduce the post with a line before it instead of telling you what I just wrote there after it. So…...

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wonkette.com > p > if-youre-late-for-something-today

If You’re Late For Something Today, You’re Celebrating Correctly!

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (335+ words) Today is National Be Late For Something Day, which is incredibly convenient for me, personally, as it seems I have way too much do, despite being on vacation in lovely Narragansett, Rhode Island. Hey, it’s not easy to balance familial…...

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wonkette.com > p > happy-labor-day-weekend-wonkette

Happy Labor Day weekend! Wonkette One A Day for 9/4/26!

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (194+ words) Good afternoon, it’s almost time to get gone! It’s always time to subscribe! We had tabs, they were Gloria-based! Plus other weird news and things, which you for sure should always read, every day, because I write them. We had…...

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wonkette.com > p > first-they-came-for-maria-bartiromo

First They Came For Maria Bartiromo, And That’s How That Story Ended

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (288+ words) The announcement said the “last episode” of Mornings With Maria ran Thursday morning, leading folks who don’t watch Fox because they respect their brain cells to assume Bartiromo had been fired after leaving the set, but in fact she hasn’t…...

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That Time Managers Locked The Doors On A Chicken Nugget Factory Like They’d Never Heard Of Triangle Shirtwaist Factory

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (647+ words) Wonkette is supported by YOU! The fire began when the deep fryer caught fire after a hydraulic line to a cooking vat failed, with obvious problems with it not found because of the company’s indifferent safety culture. It spread very…...