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Wonkette Movie Night: The Hunger

14+ hour, 43+ min ago   (222+ words) Ever since Dracula arose from his crypt and visited a pretty young woman in her boudoir, vampires have been all about getting hot and heavy. They use their powers of persuasion and sometimes an offer of everlasting life. But now…...

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wonkette.com > p > did-you-know-scott-brown-just-lost

Did You Know Scott Brown Just Lost Another Senate Primary? We Didn’t Because F That B.

2+ day, 22+ hour ago   (540+ words) Trivia Fun: Shaheen was first elected to the Senate in 2008 when she defeated the one-term incumbent, the very same John E. Sununu who’s now trying to succeed her. What’s more, Sununu won his single Senate term in 2002 in a race against…...

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wonkette.com > p > 911-hijacker-donald-trump-headlines

9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available

4+ day, 25+ min ago   (680+ words) In case you haven’t heard the latest, it would appear that Natalie has convinced Donald Trump that he was one of the first responders to 9/11, and that big burly firemen with tears in their eyes, right out of central casting,…...

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Rest In Peace, Gloria Steinem: Feminist, Beauty, CIA Asset

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (945+ words) The world has lost another trailblazer and cultural figure this week, I guess because the universe decided we were all getting a little too collectively chipper. Gloria Steinem has passed away at 92. Steinem was, of course, well known for being…...

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wonkette.com > p > will-jd-vance-make-the-apocalypse

Will JD Vance Make The Apocalypse Great Again? Does He Know The Antichrist? Aw Shucks, Who Knows!

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (906+ words) You guys, JD Vance is Catholic. Just super-Catholic. He is so Catholic that he wrote a book about Catholic-ing that had a country mountain Methodist church on the front, the kind where you’re always running into the pope when the…...

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President Dementia Smells Getting Special ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Celebrity Apprentice Shark Tank?’ Reality Show!

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (627+ words) That soup has been simmering a long time, is what we are saying. (We will never get over the revelation that came out of this era that some people actually thought The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice were shows about…...

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wonkette.com > p > whistleblower-trumps-vote-by-mail

Whistleblower: Trump’s Vote-By-Mail 'Sh*t Show' Will Invalidate 1000s Of Ballots For Single Barcode Error, AKA ‘Yeah, That’s The Point’

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (516+ words) The whistleblower’s statement, released Tuesday by Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Connecticut), says the system is designed to fail, because if barcode scanners fail to read just one ballot envelope in a batch of tens of thousands, the entire batch would be…...

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Bestiality Not A Total Dealbreaker At Kash Patel’s FBI Anymore

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (572+ words) We guess they are really scratching the bottom of the barrel when it comes to recruiting at Kash Patel’s joke of an FBI these days. Either that, or they’re just really trying to make sure their recruits are as creepy…...

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Secretary Brainworm Lied To Congress About Anti-Vax Pilgrimage To Samoa. Turns Out, That’s Illegal!

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (465+ words) You know, because anything “natural” is good for you, just like cancer, arsenic, and delicious, delicious roadkill. Shapiro also noted that Kennedy had previously visited Lancaster County, where many of the worst cases have occurred, and told them that measles…...

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We Guess DHS IG Couldn’t Get Away With Titling FEMA Report ‘Biden Exonerated’

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (614+ words) But the real news is what’s not in the report: By focusing on that single incident following Hurricane Milton (and playing it up for all it could), the report quietly acknowledges that it was the only example the IG could…...