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wonkette.com > p > did-you-know-scott-brown-just-lost

Did You Know Scott Brown Just Lost Another Senate Primary? We Didn’t Because F That B.

2+ day, 18+ hour ago   (540+ words) Trivia Fun: Shaheen was first elected to the Senate in 2008 when she defeated the one-term incumbent, the very same John E. Sununu who’s now trying to succeed her. What’s more, Sununu won his single Senate term in 2002 in a race against…...

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wonkette.com > p > republicans-in-shock-that-people

Republicans In Shock That People Won’t Sacrifice For Trump’s Iran War Like They Did For WWII

2+ day, 19+ hour ago   (478+ words) During a recent interview with notorious hate group leader Tony Perkins (whom no one has suggested he denounce), Rep. Barry Loudermilk of Georgia complained about all the people complaining about inflation and the price of gas, just because they can’t…...

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wonkette.com > p > will-aryan-lesbian-expat-nazis-who

Will Aryan Lesbian Expat Nazis Who Live In Switzerland With Their Sri Lankan Wives Make Germany Great Again?

4+ day, 16+ hour ago   (751+ words) Three days ago Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor published a piece in the Financial Times on “end times fascism,” focused on the far-right movements around Europe that have been gaining ground lately, how they’re just like the Nazi and fascist…...

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wonkette.com > p > nice-time-republican-missouri-supreme

Nice Time: Republican Missouri Supreme Court Murders Republican Gerrymander Plan, So Sad!

1+ week, 16+ hour ago   (577+ words) The Missouri state Supreme Court is dominated 5-2 by Republican appointees over Democratic ones, so that’s an even nicer Nice Time, when you account for Republicans not being disgusting partisan hacks! We naively noted last year that Missouri’s deliberate dilution of…...

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wonkette.com > p > great-texas-polling-place-ratfck

Great Texas Polling Place Ratf*ck Of 2026 Now Underway. Thanks A Ton, John Roberts.

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (863+ words) In Texas Tuesday, the Republican majority on the Tarrant County Commission voted to cut the number of 2026 midterm polling places by about a third, compared to the number that were approved in 2022. The vote came after the commissioners ignored testimony…...

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wonkette.com > p > seth-moulton-beats-ed-markey-by-30

Young Stud Seth Moulton Beats Old Ed Markey By 30 Points At Coming In Second Place

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (247+ words) From the Washington Post: The blowback, which was swift, included the chair of a local Democratic committee calling me a Nazi “cooperator” and about 200 people gathering in front of my office to protest a sentence. My unimpeachable record of standing…...

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wonkette.com > p > nobody-wants-to-go-to-greatest-trump

Nobody Wants To Go To Greatest Trump Republican Midterm Convention In US History, Sad!

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (955+ words) He’s frantically screaming that if James Talarico wins in Texas, “I will be the last Republican president and our country will live in hell!” So that is dramatic. Meanwhile, he has also been frantically screaming that the Republican midterm convention…...

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wonkette.com > p > hear-ye-hear-ye-a-few-house-dems

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, A Few House Dems Really Want You To Know How Completely Out Of Touch They Are

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (410+ words) But because we can never, ever have nice things, there are some people working to destroy that chance. What people, you ask? Democrats! You see, on Tuesday, the House voted 220–192 in favor of an incredibly stupid resolution “against socialism” and…...

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wonkette.com > p > whistleblower-trumps-vote-by-mail

Whistleblower: Trump’s Vote-By-Mail 'Sh*t Show' Will Invalidate 1000s Of Ballots For Single Barcode Error, AKA ‘Yeah, That’s The Point’

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (516+ words) The whistleblower’s statement, released Tuesday by Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Connecticut), says the system is designed to fail, because if barcode scanners fail to read just one ballot envelope in a batch of tens of thousands, the entire batch would be…...

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wonkette.com > p > cbs-just-putting-it-out-there-that

CBS Just Putting It Out There That Maybe Abdul El-Sayed Secretly Loves Terrorism And 9/11

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (929+ words) In an incredible feat of journalism, the newly MAGA-fied CBS has unearthed several tweets from Michigan Democratic senatorial nominee Abdul El-Sayed that mention 9/11 in various capacities related to public health, heavily intimating that they are meant to be clear proof…...