1+ day, 21+ hour ago   (287+ words) Do you own a Studebaker? If so, I guess you should go and drive it today, as it is National Drive Your Studebaker Day. How exciting for people who own Studebakers, even though I don’t know any of them. And…...

5+ day, 14+ hour ago   (162+ words) Good afternoon fellow humans! One of your brethren got in my inbox to complain that in these here Ones-A-Day, I introduce the post with a line before it instead of telling you what I just wrote there after it. So…...

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (430+ words) Here’s the subscribe button. ½ oz Sazerac Rye ½ oz Planteray OFTD Rum ½ oz Ginger Liquor ½ oz lemon juice Shake all ingredients except the cola. Pour into a highball glass and top with Coca-Cola. Garnish with whatever you can set on fire....

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (139+ words) Allo allo here’s what we wrote at you today! How can you have any pudding if you don’t read your tabs? It’s true: Evan’s meanness IS why you subscribe! I was all like “oh I better check to see if…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (132+ words) Good afternoon, what did we learn today? Some things! Evan did your tabs! They were good tabs. Pete Hegseth is literally breaking the military, and not in a cool way a bunch of peaceniks would like. That stupid aggravating infurating…...

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (439+ words) Steel Magnolias is about family, friends, and community, the ways in which we hold each other up through tough times and laugh together through the nice ones. It is about accepting people as they are, flaws and all. It is…...

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (142+ words) Anyway, because we love her so so much, here she is singing “All of Me” at the Newport Jazz Festival. I really just love her so, so, so much. And just in case you need to get some tears out…...

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (118+ words) We started the morning with Evan’s tabs! Wonkette is always free, or you could pay us if you feel like it! I am glad The TroopsTM know that this is stupid bullshit. Some lady got mad at us about this…...

3+ week, 20+ hour ago   (603+ words) It is late August, kids are either already back in school or headed there soon. With over a million views on TikTok it is Bee & Lin. Some pets also make good business partners. Doug and The Business Cats share their…...

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (518+ words) Start with a 4 pound duck, add garlic, onion and ginger… Oh wait wrong duck soup! For this Duck Soup add 4 Marx brothers, some spicy Margaret Dumont, several cups of slapstick and a hefty sprinkling of digs at politics for a…...